Hey, peoples! I'm doing another overused IZ Fanfic Plot Parody! Last week I did a "New Girl" Ripoff Parody and today here's the next one.
The parody: Dib has Daddy Issues/Professor Membrane is an abusive Parent!
This will probably be shorter, but on with the show!
Dib sat on his bed, reading his book. Suddenly, he heard a thumping sound on his door. He rolled his eyes. "Oh, not again..." Suddenly, his father's floating monitor burst into his room.
"Son! Why are you a failure!? You're insane!" The Professor shouted, bopping against Dib's head. "Ow. Ow. Dad. No. Stop." Dib said, deadpan. "IT'S TIME TO LEARN YOU A LESSON! WITH SCIENCE!" Dib sighed, got up, and walked away from his dad. Meanwhile, Membrane was shouting stuff and activated a tazer-thing.
LATER, AFTER DIB WALKED! OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT!
ZIM opened his door, and saw Dib standing on his porch with a sleeping bag. "Can I stay at your base? My dad's having one of his "episodes" again..."
ZIM glared at him. "No." And slammed the door.
And Dib slept in the mall parking lot with the Horrible Rat People.....
This has been Overused Plot Parody Theater. Check back next week for..... whatever plot I use next!
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